OSHA Approved

They really missed the mark
When they built the Death Star
Oh, and I know that you probably think
I’m talking about the little hole that you shoot in to blow it up
But not today
I just mean the basic amenities
Like rails on the walkways
So if you trip you don’t end up falling a thousand feet

And it’s gonna be a long ride
‘Cause working here is suicide
And it’s gonna be a long ride
‘Cause working here is suicide

It really seems to me
That there’s no wheelchair accessibility
And based on what I’ve seen
They don’t hire with equal opportunity
But someone, sometime, must have asked for railings
I guess that’s one way to get your Storm Troopers not to lean

And it’s gonna be a long ride
‘Cause working here is suicide
And it’s gonna be a long ride
‘Cause working here is suicide
Suicide

This ship’s not OSHA approved
This ship’s not OSHA approved
Don’t walk beside me
I’ll be crawling down on my knees
This ship’s not OSHA approved
This ship’s not OSHA approved
Somebody find me a better ship to ride please
Don’t trip, you’ll fall to your doom
Don’t trip, you’ll fall to your doom
Someone explain to me how the Ewoks beat these guys in workplace safety

No seriously, how is it that the most advanced, resourceful, and powerful civilization in the galaxy
Somehow has facilities that are more dangerous than the ones built by some furballs on Endor
Who haven’t even discovered electricity yet
Just because they at least bothered to put some frickin’ ropes up in their treehouses
So no one falls down
Aw yeah!

(And it’s gonna be a long ride)
(And it’s gonna be a long ride)
(Long ride)

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