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Boba Fettish
Yeah–this one goes out to all the ladies in the Star Wars universe I see you at the bar Lookin’ sharp, lookin’ for a good time So I go to ditch my friends ‘Cause they’re not really friends of mine (No seriously, I just work with them, I don’t even really like them that much)…
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Language Barrier
I realize how it works You can’t always make new languages ‘Cause the people here on Earth We need to know what’s happenin’ But see, my disbelief is really high now ‘Cause when you write a story that takes place In a galaxy far away That’s full of characters Who talk like they’re from the…
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The Apprentices
Remember when old Luke S was the new kid? And Obi-Wan was the big-wig? And he said “Don’t look at it with your eyes, just tell With your feelings what’s in front of you” And he could teach that with The Force so well It really makes you think of when Obi-Wan was the new…
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Darth Jar Jar
At first he acts just like a dunce Then he overthrows the Republic all at once And it may seem that He’s Palpatine’s tool And it may seem that He’s just a bumbling fool But that’s only what he wants you to think How do you think that he got on the senate floor? When…
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It’s Only a Race
Didn’t what I was in to And I’m only 10 years old! Some guys crash land on this desert planet And wanna stay in my home Turns out the issue Well, let’s say it ain’t too small Ain’t they’ve got no way to pay for the part they need To get their ship goin’ And…
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The Dark Side
What’s a friend gonna do? What’s a friend gonna think? What’s a friend gonna do When his friend goes to the Dark Side And he won’t even speak to him? How’s a friend gonna eat? How’s a friend gonna sleep? How’s a friend gonna eat When his friend goes and kills a Jedi And he…
