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Kevin Smith’s Theory on “The Rise of Skywalker” is Pure Gold

We haven’t had a lot of time to nerd out about the new Star Wars Trailer or any of the awesome announcements that came out of the Star Wars CelebrationContinue readingKevin Smith’s Theory on “The Rise of Skywalker” is Pure Gold

Posted-onApril 18, 2019April 18, 2019By lineBylinemikebal
Cat Links Death Star / Star Wars

Death Star or Death Trap?

Across the Star Wars universe there’s a pretty strong history of people falling very long distances due to a lack of proper safety guards… like railings. In A New hopeContinue readingDeath Star or Death Trap?

Posted-onApril 18, 2019April 18, 2019By lineBylinemikebal
Cat Links Admiral Ackbar's Lonely Limbs Club Band / Lyrics

Snoke Got Smoked

Snoke got smoked in his own chamber While up on this throne he got cut by a laser But I don’t mind, he was a bad guy indeed And theyContinue readingSnoke Got Smoked

Posted-onApril 17, 2019April 17, 2019By lineBylinemikebal
Cat Links Admiral Ackbar's Lonely Limbs Club Band / Lyrics

The Legacy of Skywalker

These words have filled the pages Of the Jedi tomes of age For several thousand years before But all that ends today I’m gonna burn it down in a rageContinue readingThe Legacy of Skywalker

Posted-onApril 17, 2019April 17, 2019By lineBylinemikebal
Cat Links Admiral Ackbar's Lonely Limbs Club Band / Lyrics

It’s A Trap!

  When you’re chasing Storm Troopers round the corner and It’s a trap! When you assault the second Death Star next to Endor and It’s a trap! When you seeContinue readingIt’s A Trap!

Posted-onApril 17, 2019April 17, 2019By lineBylinemikebal
Cat Links Admiral Ackbar's Lonely Limbs Club Band / Lyrics

Comic Relief In Wartime

In most every scene There are wars happening upon the screen It’s a nightmare But we laugh about it now And that’s for the kids Well they need cute animalsContinue readingComic Relief In Wartime

Posted-onApril 17, 2019April 17, 2019By lineBylinemikebal
Cat Links Admiral Ackbar's Lonely Limbs Club Band / Lyrics

Smooth Lando

Don’t you get it? You can’t bring down this man You better quit it And get out while you still can He’s got the galaxy’s fastest ship And he shootsContinue readingSmooth Lando

Posted-onApril 17, 2019April 17, 2019By lineBylinemikebal
Cat Links Admiral Ackbar's Lonely Limbs Club Band / Lyrics

Escape

  Seeds of the Rebellion live in Canto Bight Where the kids are Force-positive and they share tales at night About ol’ Finn and Rose, and the story goes HowContinue readingEscape

Posted-onApril 17, 2019April 17, 2019By lineBylinemikebal
Cat Links Admiral Ackbar's Lonely Limbs Club Band / Lyrics

The Rise And Fall And Rise And Fall of Maul

Presumed dead by Obi-Wan But to bring him back from the edge is a brother’s job And that’s where we met ol’ Talzin and Savage When she sent him toContinue readingThe Rise And Fall And Rise And Fall of Maul

Posted-onApril 17, 2019April 17, 2019By lineBylinemikebal
Cat Links Admiral Ackbar's Lonely Limbs Club Band / Lyrics

Give Me A Hand

We see it happen first to poor C3PO When he’s attacked by a Tuscan Raider Early in A New Hope But there’s not much harm For a droid to loseContinue readingGive Me A Hand

Posted-onApril 17, 2019April 17, 2019By lineBylinemikebal

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