Snoke got smoked in his own chamber While up on this throne he got cut by a laser But I don’t mind, he was a bad guy indeed And theyContinue readingSnoke Got Smoked

These words have filled the pages Of the Jedi tomes of age For several thousand years before But all that ends today I’m gonna burn it down in a rageContinue readingThe Legacy of Skywalker

  When you’re chasing Storm Troopers round the corner and It’s a trap! When you assault the second Death Star next to Endor and It’s a trap! When you seeContinue readingIt’s A Trap!

In most every scene There are wars happening upon the screen It’s a nightmare But we laugh about it now And that’s for the kids Well they need cute animalsContinue readingComic Relief In Wartime

Don’t you get it? You can’t bring down this man You better quit it And get out while you still can He’s got the galaxy’s fastest ship And he shootsContinue readingSmooth Lando

  Seeds of the Rebellion live in Canto Bight Where the kids are Force-positive and they share tales at night About ol’ Finn and Rose, and the story goes HowContinue readingEscape

Presumed dead by Obi-Wan But to bring him back from the edge is a brother’s job And that’s where we met ol’ Talzin and Savage When she sent him toContinue readingThe Rise And Fall And Rise And Fall of Maul

We see it happen first to poor C3PO When he’s attacked by a Tuscan Raider Early in A New Hope But there’s not much harm For a droid to loseContinue readingGive Me A Hand