We see it happen first to poor C3PO When he’s attacked by a Tuscan Raider Early in A New Hope But there’s not much harm For a droid to loseContinue readingGive Me A Hand
Author: mikebal
OSHA Approved
They really missed the mark When they built the Death Star Oh, and I know that you probably think I’m talking about the little hole that you shoot in toContinue readingOSHA Approved
Stop Killing Our Favorites
When you first made the scene In that bar on Tattooine I think most fans would agree You and Chewie made the best on-screen team So when I saw TheContinue readingStop Killing Our Favorites
New Cantina Song
There’s a song I heard years ago By Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes From the background of a bar in A New Hope Just an old Bith band TryingContinue readingNew Cantina Song
All I Want (Jedi Angst)
For the past 10 years I’ve been going through my Jedi training But it hasn’t seemed clear Just where to turn When Master Obi-Wan doesn’t trust me And how canContinue readingAll I Want (Jedi Angst)
Who’s Your Daddy
She’s got The Force flowin’ through her now You know it really is something And so the question we’re left with’s how She might have gotten it Well I guessContinue readingWho’s Your Daddy
Order 66
This is an ambush–get out while you still can! They’ve come to kill the Jedi, that’s the game plan With no regard that we’ve been here for centuries They’ll turnContinue readingOrder 66
Chewbaklava
Here comes that furball Walkin’ through the town hall Bringing something to me He slides me some papers I take a little peek And this is what I see It’sContinue readingChewbaklava
Boba Fettish
Yeah–this one goes out to all the ladies in the Star Wars universe I see you at the bar Lookin’ sharp, lookin’ for a good time So I go toContinue readingBoba Fettish
Language Barrier
I realize how it works You can’t always make new languages ‘Cause the people here on Earth We need to know what’s happenin’ But see, my disbelief is really highContinue readingLanguage Barrier