Boba Fettish

Yeah–this one goes out to all the ladies in the Star Wars universe

I see you at the bar
Lookin’ sharp, lookin’ for a good time
So I go to ditch my friends
‘Cause they’re not really friends of mine
(No seriously, I just work with them, I don’t even really like them that much)
I slide up next to you
And say “Hey girl, I like your tattoo
Correct me if I’m wrong
But right there on your arm
Ain’t that Theed Royal Palace from Naboo?”

And she said “You’re the first person who has ever known
Whatcha say we ditch this place and you can take me home?”
And I said “Yeah girl, that’ll be just fine”
And so I called us up a ride, and we went outside
And then we took a little drive and
As soon as we’re arrivin’
We head back to her room
And the clothes start flyin’
But just as we’re about to really get it goin’
She said “I won’t make love to you unless you put this helmet on”

Damn!
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got, she’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got, she’s got a Boba Fettish

Yeah she loves Star Wars more than anyone I know
And if I ever want some, all I have to do is go
Into her wardrobe and put on that suit that’s made of steel
Say “That booty is my bounty–ain’t willin’ to make a deal”

Yeah for her I put the “man” in “Mandalorian”
And in case you’re looking for another story, then
I can tell you what she does to really give me a fix
Is wear Princess Leia’s bikini out of Episode 6
But you know I like to mix it up
Try some stuff out
That’s what kinkin’ it Star Wars style is really all about
So I said “Babe you know I love that chain on your collar
But for once could you try dressing up as Queen Amidala?”

And she said:
“The only time Boba Fett and Padme ever crossed paths is in Episode 2 when she was about to be executed on Geonosis, and Boba was only like, what, 10 years old? She died just a few years later so I have a really hard time believing that they would have had the chance to do that. It’s not canonical, and I just can’t be a part of something that’s so against the real storyline!”

Damn!
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got, she’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got, she’s got a Boba Fettish

(Damn girl… you put all the other Star Wars fans to shame
It’s really impressive)

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