For the past 10 years
I’ve been going through my Jedi training
But it hasn’t seemed clear
Just where to turn
When Master Obi-Wan doesn’t trust me
And how can I learn
In a world like that?
One where I’m always being held back

And all I want
Is not to be seen as a pitiable child
And all I want
Is to be taken seriously for a while
But that’s not what you want
So you bring down all of my lessons and
It’s not what you have done
When you try to run all my life

And all the while
I’m running errands for the Council
But they won’t let me take my trial
And it’s all because
They’re just jealous of the promise I’ve shown
Despite that I’m so young
But why is that bad?
I’d prove myself if only given the chance

And all I want
Is not to be seen as a pitiable child
And all I want
Is to be taken seriously for a while
But that’s not what you want
So you bring down all of my lessons and
It’s not what you have done
When you try to run all my life

And all I want
Is not to be seen as a pitiable child
And all I want
Is to be taken seriously for a while
But that’s not what you want
So you bring down all of my lessons and
It’s not what you have done
When you try to run all my life

She’s got The Force flowin’ through her now
You know it really is something
And so the question we’re left with’s how
She might have gotten it
Well I guess it must have been passed down
From another generation
So come on Rey–who’s your daddy?
‘Cause your skill with a lightsaber’s quite uncanny

For someone who has never even known about the ways
Of the brave and noble Jedi from the Old Republic days
You could be a Skywalker, Kenobi, Solo, or someone new
But it doesn’t matter to me, ’cause those ties they don’t define you

We’re not sure who her mom or her dad were
I know it’s just a matter of time
But she doesn’t need a family to be someone
I guess she’s just the next in line
She’s probably just the next Jedi

Well everybody’s got an idea of who
But there certainly is no proof
It really could be anybody
We need more info before we find the truth

And don’t try to tell me that it has to do with her accent, ’cause that’s dead wrong
And it’s such a stupid theory I already addressed it in another song
It doesn’t matter who her parents were ’cause I’m pretty sure she’s the one
To make things right again
Bring back good times again

We’re not sure who her mom or her dad were
I know it’s just a matter of time
But she doesn’t need a family to be someone
I guess she’s just the next in line
She’s probably just the next Jedi

This is an ambush–get out while you still can!
They’ve come to kill the Jedi, that’s the game plan
With no regard that we’ve been here for centuries
They’ll turn the page and erase us from history

After the Clone Wars there’ll be no Order anymore
Gotta get away from this all
Or we’ll never be safe

Yeah the Jedi all get nixed
By Order 66
Yeah the Jedi all get nixed
By Order 66

I even heard that they destroyed the temple
An attack this big ain’t coincidental
It seems the Sith now have taken their victory
And keeping peace would be self-contradictory

I think it’s time we go to exile for a while
Gotta get away from this all
Or we’ll never be safe

Yeah the Jedi all get nixed
By Order 66
Yeah the Jedi all get nixed
By Order 66

Yeah–this one goes out to all the ladies in the Star Wars universe

I see you at the bar
Lookin’ sharp, lookin’ for a good time
So I go to ditch my friends
‘Cause they’re not really friends of mine
(No seriously, I just work with them, I don’t even really like them that much)
I slide up next to you
And say “Hey girl, I like your tattoo
Correct me if I’m wrong
But right there on your arm
Ain’t that Theed Royal Palace from Naboo?”

And she said “You’re the first person who has ever known
Whatcha say we ditch this place and you can take me home?”
And I said “Yeah girl, that’ll be just fine”
And so I called us up a ride, and we went outside
And then we took a little drive and
As soon as we’re arrivin’
We head back to her room
And the clothes start flyin’
But just as we’re about to really get it goin’
She said “I won’t make love to you unless you put this helmet on”

Damn!
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got, she’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got, she’s got a Boba Fettish

Yeah she loves Star Wars more than anyone I know
And if I ever want some, all I have to do is go
Into her wardrobe and put on that suit that’s made of steel
Say “That booty is my bounty–ain’t willin’ to make a deal”

Yeah for her I put the “man” in “Mandalorian”
And in case you’re looking for another story, then
I can tell you what she does to really give me a fix
Is wear Princess Leia’s bikini out of Episode 6
But you know I like to mix it up
Try some stuff out
That’s what kinkin’ it Star Wars style is really all about
So I said “Babe you know I love that chain on your collar
But for once could you try dressing up as Queen Amidala?”

And she said:
“The only time Boba Fett and Padme ever crossed paths is in Episode 2 when she was about to be executed on Geonosis, and Boba was only like, what, 10 years old? She died just a few years later so I have a really hard time believing that they would have had the chance to do that. It’s not canonical, and I just can’t be a part of something that’s so against the real storyline!”

Damn!
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got, she’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got a Boba Fettish
She’s got, she’s got a Boba Fettish

(Damn girl… you put all the other Star Wars fans to shame
It’s really impressive)

I realize how it works
You can’t always make new languages
‘Cause the people here on Earth
We need to know what’s happenin’
But see, my disbelief is really high now

‘Cause when you write a story that takes place
In a galaxy far away
That’s full of characters
Who talk like they’re from the USA

Well, now tell me Han
How come the people where you’re from
All speak perfect English?
You’re from the planet Corellia, not frickin’ Cleveland
Or LA
How do you know what you’re saying?

But it’s not just about the words
There are many different dialects
And based on what I’ve heard
There seems to be a disconnect
Between the voices and the setting right now

‘Cause you adopt the accent
Of the region you live in
But last I checked
Coruscant isn’t home to Great Britain

So Obi-Wan
Where did you get that accent from?
‘Cause it sure wasn’t England
You’re in a galaxy too far gone
To have even seen it in a film
Yeah man, that voice just can’t be real

Okay, let’s give credit where credit is due
There are actually a lot of different languages in the Star Wars universe
And while they’re not fully built out into something that you can speak or understand
They still add a lot of spice to the films
I mean stuff like Dosh, Ewokese, Bothese, Tuscan, Kaminoan, Jawaese, Huttese, Binary, Shyriiwook, Geonosian, Klingon
(No wait not the last one… hey, can you cut that last one?)

Come on and tell me Rey
Where did you learn to talk that way?
‘Cause it sure wasn’t on Jakku
Yeah no one else in that world talks just like you do
And don’t try to tell me it’s a genetic thing
‘Cause that’s not how accents work anyway

Remember when old Luke S was the new kid?
And Obi-Wan was the big-wig?
And he said “Don’t look at it with your eyes, just tell
With your feelings what’s in front of you”
And he could teach that with The Force so well
It really makes you think of when

Obi-Wan was the new kid
And Qui-Gon Jinn was a real smooth friend
And he said “Don’t look back–keep your eyes up there
Darth Maul is right in front of you
Don’t look back, keep your eyes ahead
I’m gonna need you to be there when I’m dying”

Remember when Anakin was a good kid
Before he met with Emperor Sheev?
And he said “You can cheat death with the dark side now
They’ll feel the fear, they’ll feel the fear
Of all that you can do with the Darth title”
It really makes you wonder why

Don’t all the apprentices have ghosts?
Looking out
Why don’t all the apprentices have
Someone who can never die again?
Of all the apprentices we’ve known
They could all use someone
Who’s seen everything
And been everywhere
In the galaxy
In the galaxy
Why don’t all the apprentices have ghosts?

At first he acts just like a dunce
Then he overthrows the Republic all at once

And it may seem that
He’s Palpatine’s tool
And it may seem that
He’s just a bumbling fool
But that’s only what he wants you to think

How do you think that he got on the senate floor?
When no one ever took him seriously before?

Well he’s a subtle master of the Dark Arts
Using mind control to carry his schemes
And that’s the simple beauty of Darth Jar Jar
Is he was never really quite as he seems
But he was always the one pulling the strings

All of this should have been revealed in Episode 2
Instead of throwing in Chris Lee as Count Dooku

It would have been the second-best twist in the franchise
And maybe justified Episode 1 in the public’s eyes

Well they set it up perfectly from the start
Leaving Easter Eggs just for us to find
And that’s the complex beauty of Darth Jar Jar
But will they ever give us the peace of mind?
Maybe in The Last Jedi…

You might just think that it’s a joke
You might just think that it’s a joke
You might just think that it’s a joke
Until you find out he’s Supreme Leader Snoke

Didn’t what I was in to
And I’m only 10 years old!
Some guys crash land on this desert planet
And wanna stay in my home
Turns out the issue
Well, let’s say it ain’t too small
Ain’t they’ve got no way to pay for the part they need
To get their ship goin’

And so they look to me in their time of need
A little slave boy here on Tattooine
But despite all that I still can make an offering
‘Cause I’m the best damn pod racer in the galaxy

But then the nerves set in
Because this time I’ve got to win

And If I’m doing this again
But I’ve gotta get first place is all
I’ll pretend that it’s a game
And that nothing is at stake
It’s only a race
It’s only a race
It’s only a race
It’s only a race

Didn’t know what I was in for
Now I’m free to leave this whole
Mess of a planet, fly in outer space
And learn the Jedi code
All I needed to do
Was be sure not to go too slow
Leave Sebulba in the dust and steer my pod
Straight into my goal

But then the nerves set in
‘Cause I’m going off with Qui-Gon Jinn
I don’t know if I’ll see my mom again
But when I think of her I’ll think of when…
When I think of her I’ll think of when…

I’ll think of the time that I did it again
But I had to get first place is all
I pretended it’s a game
And that nothing was at stake
It’s only a race (x8)