Darth Jar Jar

At first he acts just like a dunce
Then he overthrows the Republic all at once

And it may seem that
He’s Palpatine’s tool
And it may seem that
He’s just a bumbling fool
But that’s only what he wants you to think

How do you think that he got on the senate floor?
When no one ever took him seriously before?

Well he’s a subtle master of the Dark Arts
Using mind control to carry his schemes
And that’s the simple beauty of Darth Jar Jar
Is he was never really quite as he seems
But he was always the one pulling the strings

All of this should have been revealed in Episode 2
Instead of throwing in Chris Lee as Count Dooku

It would have been the second-best twist in the franchise
And maybe justified Episode 1 in the public’s eyes

Well they set it up perfectly from the start
Leaving Easter Eggs just for us to find
And that’s the complex beauty of Darth Jar Jar
But will they ever give us the peace of mind?
Maybe in The Last Jedi…

You might just think that it’s a joke
You might just think that it’s a joke
You might just think that it’s a joke
Until you find out he’s Supreme Leader Snoke

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