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Songs about Star Wars · since 2016

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Five albums of original songs about Star Wars, made by two guys who should probably have been stopped years ago. We weren’t.

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The discography, declassified

Five albums since 2016, plus a couple of singles along the way. Every lyric we’ve ever written is on this site.

The Han Solo Project self-titled album art

Lyrics that probably shouldn’t exist

OSHA Approved

“Someone explain to me how the Ewoks beat these guys in workplace safety”

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New Cantina Song

“We need a new cantina song — and maybe it could be the one that you’re hearing now”

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Stop Killing Our Favorites

“But at the end of the film, you were killed by your own son”

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Every lyric we’ve ever written →

Yes, we’re a real band.

Nobody asked for this. That’s worth stating up front. There was no gap in the market. No focus group sat in a room and said what the culture needs is a rock album about Admiral Ackbar’s limbs.

It started as a bad pun. Then Disney spent four billion dollars on Lucasfilm and announced a film every year until the heat death of the sun, and we took that personally. Mike got behind a drum kit, Tom picked up a bass, and the joke quietly acquired a discography. Five albums later nobody has asked us to stop, which we are choosing to read as encouragement.

For the record: we are not licensed, endorsed, affiliated with, sponsored by, or in any way acknowledged by Lucasfilm. We are two men recording out of central Iowa with strong opinions about a Sullustan co-pilot’s screen time and just enough equipment to act on them. That is the entire operation.

5 albums · iVoted Festival · 0 cease-and-desist letters so far

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