• The Dark Side

    What’s a friend gonna do?
    What’s a friend gonna think?
    What’s a friend gonna do
    When his friend goes to the Dark Side
    And he won’t even speak to him?
    How’s a friend gonna eat?
    How’s a friend gonna sleep?
    How’s a friend gonna eat
    When his friend goes and kills a Jedi
    And he won’t say a peep to him?

    (Yeah, you know)
    (Yeah, I know)
    (To the Dark Side, man)
    (The Dark Side, yeah)

    What’s a friend gonna say?
    What’s a friend gonna speak?
    What’s a friend gonna say
    When his friend goes and kills a whole village
    And runs away?
    How’s a friend gonna laugh?
    How’s a friend gonna cry?
    How’s a friend gonna laugh
    When his friend becomes a Sith lord
    Without telling him why?
    Oh!

    Ghetto blaster in hand, you say (oh!)
    Light saber in hand, you say (oh!)
    Darth Vader has landed (oh no!)
    Anakin’s on the Dark Side, now you know
    Ghetto blaster in hand, you say (oh!)
    Light saber in hand, you say (oh!)
    Darth Vader has landed (oh no!)
    Anakin’s on the Dark Side, now you know

    Whatcha gonna do Obi-Wan Kenobi?
    Whatchoo gon, whatcha gonna do?
    Fight him on a river of lava?
    You’re gonna cut off his legs, cut off his arms?
    You’re, you’re only making him into a Sith lord, man
    Like do, do you even know what you’re doin’?
    You’re just making him a Sith lord
    Cut off his arms, he’ll still become a Sith lord
    That’s what’s gonna happen

    Ghetto blaster in hand, you say (oh!)
    Light saber in hand, you say (oh!)
    Darth Vader has landed (oh no!)
    Anakin’s on the Dark Side, now you know
    Ghetto blaster in hand, you say (oh!)
    Light saber in hand, you say (oh!)
    Darth Vader has landed (oh no!)
    Anakin’s on the Dark Side, now you know

    Ghetto blaster in hand, you say (oh!)
    Light saber in hand, you say (oh!)
    Darth Vader has landed (oh no!)
    Anakin’s on the Dark Side, now you know
    Ghetto blaster in hand, you say (oh!)
    Light saber in hand, you say (oh!)
    Darth Vader has landed (oh no!)
    Anakin’s on the Dark Side, now you know

  • Get On The Dark Side

    Temptation takes a hold of me
    My Padme dying’s all I see
    In my sleep
    And I just wanna live my life
    But I know it’s gonna be taken away
    And I just wanna save my wife
    But then the Dark Side seems like the only way
    Every day in my head the darkness keeps sliding up

    I take a chance on Chancellor Palpatine
    He tells me to kill all the Jedi I see
    Even the younglings
    And I don’t wanna kill these kids
    But I know now that there’s no going back
    But my Jedi rank the council forbids
    So now they are the ones under attack
    Every day in my mind the Dark Side keeps rising up

    Mercy just seems so weak to me
    (Get on the Dark Side!)
    I ain’t got time for apologies
    (Get on the Dark Side!)
    When Obi-Wan sees, he’s never gonna let it go
    So I’ll just keep sliding

    Now I’m a Sith lord, through and through
    The Emperor christened me when the two
    Of us killed Windu
    Don’t know why I couldn’t pick my own name
    I’ve got some good ideas
    Like Darth Chester, or Sylvester
    Or how about Piers?

    Vader just seems so weak to me
    (Get on the Dark Side!)
    I wonder if to change it they charge a fee
    (Get on the Dark Side!)
    When Obi-Wan hears, he’s never gonna let it go
    So I’ll just keep trying

  • Force Lightning

    There’s a weapon the Sith gave us
    We save for a rainy day
    It’s got a way of melting faces
    Not in the metal kind of way

    You play the hero
    You play the fool
    Become a Jedi, and you play by their rules
    And when the pressure gets too much
    And you’re craving something new
    Look no further than the Dark Side
    And you’ll know just what to do

    Come on, give it a chance
    It’s at your command
    And you’ll watch the rebels scatter
    With Force Lightning in your hands
    Just give it a go

    It’s a way to know you’re in charge
    Of the conflict at hand
    I mean, no pun intended
    I hope you’ll understand

    Give me the power
    Give me the fame
    Give me a Jedi and we’ll play a new game
    And we don’t even need a blaster
    Or a lightsaber too
    When you feel The Force within you
    You will know just what to do

    Come on, give it a chance
    It’s at your command
    And you’ll watch the rebels scatter
    With Force Lightning in your hands
    Just give it a go

    You play the hero
    You play the fool
    Become a Jedi, and you play by their rules
    And when the pressure gets too much
    And you’re craving something new
    Look no further than the Dark Side
    And you’ll know just what to do

    (Just give it a go)

  • I Like Your Helmet

    Boba: Hello?
    Vader: Hey, Boba. I didn’t want to say this in front of the other bounty hunters, but I really respect your helmet game. Helmets aren’t something that everyone can pull off, but you do it well. I mean, I have countless Storm Troopers wearing the same goddamn helmet. No game, whatsoever.
    Boba: I’m honored, man. I was actually really intimidated going into that meeting. I mean, you have the most menacing helmet in the galaxy, so, it means a lot. Thank you, Darth. Can I call you Darth?
    Vader: …no.

  • The Saga Continues

    It’s a fight sometimes
    Trying to be optimistic
    Living in fear
    Of your own hopeless vision
    Well I could stand
    To have something worth living for

    So I run away
    With Obi-Wan Kenobi
    No time in the day
    To grieve for Beru and Owen
    There’s nothing left
    On Tattooine to call my home

    And it goes
    And it goes
    And it goes
    And it goes on like a circus

    But everybody falls apart
    Everybody falls apart
    Everybody falls apart
    Everybody falls apart
    But it goes on

    You have to fight sometimes
    To protect the ones you care for
    Well, I’ve got no one
    So as a Jedi I’ll prepare for
    Those who are left
    Without anyone to stand for them

    So no one has to fall apart
    No one has to fall apart
    No one has to fall apart
    No one has to fall apart
    When it goes on

  • 12 Parsecs Lyrics

    So you’re searchin’ for a ship?
    Well, look no further
    I’ve got the perfect Corellian cruiser
    And it can get you to Alderaan with no problem
    Yeah the Empire ain’t ever caught it

    Get in the Falcon, we’ll be safe
    Always
    We’ll be safe
    Always
    We’ll be safe

    Don’t you know it made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs?
    So pay up your credits and your respects
    And it might not look quite how you wanted
    But this bird ain’t failed me since I got it

    Get in the Falcon, we’ll be safe
    Always
    We’ll be safe
    Always
    We’ll be safe
    Always
    We’ll be safe
    Always
    We’ll be safe

  • There’s A Code Lyrics

    R2 has got the plans
    To destroy the Death Star
    The Empire scans and scans
    But they still don’t know where we are
    And I know him and 3PO
    Can act like little hellions
    But thanks to them
    There is nothing they can do
    To stop the rebellion now

    ‘Cause there’s a code
    In your memory
    To set us all free
    To set us all free
    And The Force
    Can do so many things
    But not on machinery
    Not on machinery

    Fast forward some 30 years
    Little droid’s got a map again
    After barely getting in the clear
    First Order will set a trap again
    Not that I hate BB-8
    But this plan feels so familiar
    And now we gotta try and go find Rey
    Before Kylo Ren goes to kill her now

    Don’t be afraid (x3)

    ‘Cause there’s a code
    In your memory
    To set us all free
    To set us all free
    And The Force
    Can do so many things
    But not on machinery
    Not on machinery

    There’s a code
    In your memory
    To set us all free
    To set us all free
    And The Force
    Can do so many things
    But not on machinery
    Not on machinery

  • The Ballad of Greedo

    I walked into the Cantina a stranger
    Lookin’ for to get some peace of mind
    I did not think there would be any danger
    From the bounty inside that I would find
    From the bounty inside that I would find

    His name was Han, you know he used to smuggle
    He lost some goods from old Jabba the Hutt
    He did it so he would not get in trouble
    Yeah he did it just to save his own butt
    He did it just to save his own butt

    Wranglers and bounty hunters
    Are standing in line
    It seems that good help these days
    Is so hard to find
    But I’ll rise above ’em
    Yeah, I’m earnin’ my dime
    I wanna be the one to bring him in
    I wanna be the one to score that big win
    Greedo’s name will be known soon

    I sat him down, told him I’d love to kill him
    In hindsight now, perhaps that was too strong
    He shot me dead, yet somehow I’m the villain
    And Han’s the hero–now don’t that seem so wrong?
    They call him hero–now don’t that seem so wrong?

    And now no one in the building
    Even wiped their eye
    It seems that good folks these days
    Is so hard to find
    And now they are saying
    The fault was all mine
    No I ain’t the one who shot first
    I didn’t shoot at all, and know what’s worse?
    Greedo’s name will be gone soon

  • Finn’s Conscience (I Got Nothin’)

    I got nothin’
    Worth shootin’ off a blaster in the air
    And it’s plain to me
    That there’s nothing worth shootin’ in the air for
    I got somethin’
    That’s causin’ Kylo Ren to stare
    And it’s plain to me
    It ain’t good to give him somethin’ to stare for
    And therefore I’ve gone and wasted all of my precious energy

    I got nothin’
    Worth killin’ a village for
    And it’s plain to me
    That’s something the First Order won’t stand for
    Worth torturin’ a pilot for
    And it’s plain to me
    That means I got nothin’ to fight for
    Or die for
    And I’d say that that is really the way that it should be

    I got nothin’ (x4)
    And it seems that that is really the way it’s gonna stay

  • You’re A Jedi Luke Lyrics

    Lightsaber in my hands
    Lightsaber in my hands
    You wanna be part of this clan?
    You’ll have to learn The Force, my friend
    So put your blindfold on
    And battle with that ball
    If you don’t feel it flowing through
    The Empire will shoot you too
    Yeah they’ll shoot you too

    Your dad
    Yeah your dad was a madman
    But you seem like an okay guy
    The Skywalker name is a legend
    What a great time to be alive
    And your mom
    Your mom was a princess
    And later the queen of Naboo
    But too soon she fell from a weakness
    When she died giving birth to you

    There’s so much left to go
    But no time for me to show
    You all things you need to know
    So you’ll have to go to Yoda
    And don’t listen to that Han
    He doesn’t know what’s goin’ on
    The Force is more than simple tricks
    And what the ignorant call “nonsense”
    It’s so much more than that, my friend
    It’s so much more than that, my friend

    Your dad
    Yeah your dad was a madman
    But you seem like an okay guy
    The Skywalker name is a legend
    What a great time to be alive
    And your mom
    Your mom was a princess
    And later the queen of Naboo
    But too soon she fell from a weakness
    When she died giving birth to you