A tired game, it is
When trying to fight evil, you are
In many forms they come
As friends, as foes, and as leaders
Clouded, this boy’s future is
So much that to see it, I can’t
Train him not, I say
But defiant, Obi Wan stands

Little green creature, I am
Just a teacher
Of everything peaceful
No rebels or empires
When I grow weaker
On Dagobah, I will lay down

A danger, this young Padawan is
Unruly and fractious with his
Master it seems, stomped on his dreams
He has nothing but red, he sees
All my strength it takes
To fight Dooku, my body, it aches
Yet still win, I can’t
So begun, the Clone War has

Little green creature, I am
Just a seeker
Of anywhere peaceful
For living in exile
And when I grow weaker
And disappear, I’ll reappear
With Obi-Wan Kenobi
Like Qui-Gon Jinn showed me

Peace is a lie
It’s not a word to live by
There is only passion
And through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
I can feel it growing every hour
It’s etched into my face
It’s etched into my face

Sith Code (x6)

Through power I gain victory
It’s been the same all throughout history
And the victory breaks my chains
And I am born from the remains
It’s time for you to see
How The Force will set me free
It’s etched into my face
I’ll put the people in their place

Sith Code (x6)

SITH (x24)

There’s a construction flaw
In the Death Star
It’s a teeny little
Itty bitty hole to shoot in
You get it right
In your X-Wing’s sight
Pull the trigger
Shoot a laser
Pause–kaboom!
Then boy, you’ve won
It’ll shine brighter than the sun

But don’t go singing Claire de Lune, ’cause that’s no moon
And we’ll be victorious soon, ’cause that’s no moon
And even though my good friend Wedge took a stray hit
It’s only gonna strengthen my pledge to take them down
But I’ll be coming back again

It’s a crash course
When you use The Force
To trust whatever crazy idea
Forms in your heart
Use it to attack
That man in black
And blow his stupid little space station apart
Now–you’re done
But the war has just begun

So don’t singing victory tunes, ’cause that’s no moon
But we’ll victorious soon, ’cause that’s no moon
And even though my good friend Biggs didn’t make it
It’s only gonna strengthen my kicks to take them down
But we’ll be coming back again

But we’ll be coming back again
But we’ll be coming back again
But we’ll be coming back again

We have a Wookiee friend
And he likes to tag along
But he gets real upset
When Han Solo is gone
We tell him “Things will be alright”
But he won’t hear it
We say “Trust me this one time”
Yeah, that’s the spirit

So Chewbacca, don’t cry
Han Solo’s alright
And though he won’t back tonight
You will see him in time
And everything will be just fine
So Chewbacca, just smile
And no it isn’t denial
Han is fine
Come on, you know his style
Even though he might be a while
He might be a while

So what really can you say
To a sobbing ball of fur?
You don’t want to get in his way
Until he’s feeling better
We try to get other things on his mind
But he won’t forget it
Remember–he could rip your arms off if he tried
So don’t you let him

So Chewbacca, don’t cry
Han Solo’s alright
And though he won’t back tonight
You will see him in time
And everything will be just fine
So Chewbacca, just smile
And no it isn’t denial
Han is fine
Come on, you know his style
Even though he might be a while
He might be a while

Well I’ve seen some shit in my day
But nothing I can truly say
Hit me like this
No, not like this
Well I’ve seen some messed up stuff
But nothing has ever been enough
It never shook me
Like the tears of a Wookiee

So Chewbacca, don’t cry
Han Solo’s alright
And though he won’t back tonight
You will see him in time
And everything will be just fine
So Chewbacca, just smile
And no it isn’t denial
Han is fine
Come on, you know his style
Even though he might be a while
He might be a while

I said “I love you”
And he said “I know”
And I said “Baby, baby, baby, please don’t go”
I said “I love you”
And he said “I know”
And I’m like “Baby, baby, baby, please don’t go”

So we’re sittin’ in Cloud City
And the view it sure looks pretty
But I ain’t never seen such treachery in my day
Then strollin’ in comes Vader
And I’m like “See ya later!”
But then the Empire they took my man away

When I said “I love you”
And he said “I know”
And I said “Baby, baby, baby, please don’t go”
I said “I love you”
And he said “I know”
And I’m like “Baby, baby, baby, please don’t go
Please don’t go!”

So we’re trying to get away
Tie fighters shootin’ at my face
When there’s my brother on the weather vane
And I know that I should care
About how the hell he got there
But I can think about is my boyfriend sayin’…

When I said “I love you”
And he said “I know”
And I said “Baby, baby, baby, please don’t go”
I said “I love you”
And he said “I know”
And I’m like “Baby, baby, baby, please don’t go
Please don’t go!”

Oh Lando
Where did all your plans go?
You used to be a man who would
Call shots for himself
But then Darth Vader came
And took your balls and put them on the shelf
Oh yes he did!

I said “I love you”
And he said “I know”
And I said “Baby, baby, baby, please don’t go”
I said “I love you”
And he said “I know”
And I’m like “Baby, baby, baby, please don’t go
Please don’t go!”

Hoth equals fun
Might not know it
But Hoth equals fun
Come on, get snowed in!
And have a great time
At a reasonable deal
Where the people all smile and care how you feel!

Is the hot summer on your planet getting you down?
Come on over to Hoth Resorts!
Where it’s freezing ALL the time!
Hit the slopes
Build a snowman
Set up a base for your rebellion against the Galactic Empire
We won’t judge!
It’s good, clean fun for the whole family
So come on out–and chill!

Hoth equals fun
Might not know it
May even feel warm
If you’re Minnesotan
You stay out all day
Where the snow is all real
Then come on inside for a nice hot meal!
Hoth equals fun!

Hoth Resorts is not responsible for any incident or casualty that occurs during your stay including but not limited to:
– Frostbite
– Broken limbs
– Being captured by a Wampa
– Laser blasts
– An AT-AT crushing your vehicle
– Explosions
– Your tauntaun freezing to death despite having much more natural insulation than you but for some reason very minimal additional layers of clothing for warmth
– Snowblindness
– Nightblindness
– The nausea experienced when seeking refuge inside a dead tauntaun
– Hangovers
– And planet-wide evacuations

Seriously though… just give your tauntaun an extra goddamn sweater or something–we sell them for $29.99 in the gift shop

I was looking for my own world
I was looking for my own things to say and do
And even without you
I got along with your stepbrother
Don’t you know that he raised me to dream of the stars
Good old Owen Lars

But then you had him and his family killed
While you were searching for R2
After that sneaky bastard went
And stole the Death Star plans from you

You’re not my father
You’re not my dad
You’re not my father
You’re just the worst enemy I’ve ever had
You’re not my father
You’re not my dad
You’re not my father
You’re just the worst enemy I’ve had

I don’t know what you’re thinking
Joining you is something I never will do
So don’t even try to recruit me
You can say all you want
That it’s destiny
But I don’t buy it
And you can’t deny it

So when I’d rather plummet to my death
But be saved by an exhaust tube
Then hang there listening to your words
That’s my way of saying to you

You’re not my father
You’re not my dad
You’re not my father
You’re just the worst enemy I’ve ever had
You’re not my father
You’re not my dad
You’re not my father
You’re just the worst enemy I’ve had

You’re not my father
You’re not my dad
You’re not my father
You’re just some evil bastard who cut off my hand
You’re not my father
You’re not my dad
You’re not my father
You’re just the worst enemy I’ve had

You’re not my father
You’re not my dad
You’re not my father
You’re just the worst enemy I’ve ever had
You’re not my father
You’re not my dad
You’re not my father
You’re just the worst enemy
You realize that you ain’t no friend to me
I’d rather die than betray the rebel fleet
Worst enemy I’ve had

I’ll keep looking for my own world
I’ll keep looking for my own things to say and do
And do it without you

Here I stand
On Tattooine
With my newly-found freedom
Yeah, you know what I mean

Carbonite blues
Carbonite blues
Carbonite blues
Yeah, Carbonite blues

I gave him the money
He don’t care anymore
Well I gave the money
Still throws me down with the Rancor

Carbonite blues
Carbonite blues
Carbonite blues
Yeah, Carbonite blues

Here I stand
On the brink
Staring now at my death now
Yeah, you know what I think

Carbonite blues
Carbonite blues
Carbonite blues
Yeah, Carbonite blues

Well I gave him the money
He don’t care about it, no
Well I gave him the money
Still throws me down the Sarlacc pit

Carbonite blues
Carbonite blues
Carbonite blues
Yeah, Carbonite blues

When I was almost dead on Hoth
Ben Kenobi told me where to go
His ghost it came before me
Said “Luke, you gotta ditch this ice and snow
And head off to a system
Where you’ll be away from this crusade
And go find Master Yoda
So you can finally learn the Jedi trade”

On Dagobah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Dagobah-bah-bah
Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah

On Dagobah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Dagobah-bah-bah
Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah

Despite some warning bleeps from R2
I crashed my X-Wing right into a swamp
And now I’ll have to learn The Force
If I’m ever to leave this dump
Then out comes Master Yoda
But at first I didn’t know who he was
Now queue a montage of my training here
With my little green Jedi cuz

On Dagobah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Dagobah-bah-bah
Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah

On Dagobah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Dagobah-bah-bah
Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah

Is it a tree?
Or is it a cave?
Either way I’ve got to, got to, got to be brave
And inside
I’ll make Vader dead
But I was surprised to see my own face there
When I went and chopped off his head
His head

On Dagobah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Dagobah-bah-bah
Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah

On Dagobah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Dagobah-bah-bah
Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah