Smooth Lando

The Song

The Smoothness

One of the best ways to show how smooth he is, is to showcase some of his best moments.

“Smuggler? Such a small word. I’m more of a… galactic entrepreneur.”

“Yeah, I’m responsible these days. It’s the price you pay for being successful.”

“You might want to buckle up, baby.”

“Why you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You’ve got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled.”


Don’t you get it?
You can’t bring down this man
You better quit it
And get out while you still can
He’s got the galaxy’s fastest ship
And he shoots right from the hip
But we know he’s at his best
When he’s with Chewie and Han

He’s mean with a blaster
Keen, with a little bit of suave
(That’s right)
(Alright let’s take it to the bridge, take it to the bridge now… a 1-2-3)

He’s smooth (Lando)
That’s right, I said smooth (Lando)
Smooth (Lando)
So damn smooth (Lando)

Don’t you test him
When he’s playing Sabacc
You’ll never best him
Unless you know what he’s got
He has something up his sleeves
Because he’s gambling with thieves
But when Han takes that away
The card game ends in a shock

He may be a-cheatin’
But you can beat him if you’re sharp
(You got to be sharp)

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