It’s A Trap!

 

When you’re chasing Storm Troopers round the corner and
It’s a trap!
When you assault the second Death Star next to Endor and
It’s a trap!
When you see a piece of meat hanging from a tree
It’s a trap!
When you break into Snoke’s ship to set the Rebels free
It’s a trap!

It’s a trap! (x7)

When you’re trying to escape into a garbage chute
It’s a trap!
When you’re General Hux and Poe is stalling you
It’s a trap!
When you go to Cloud City and see Vader’s there
It’s a trap!
When you find yourself dropped into a Rancor’s lair
It’s a trap!

It’s a trap! (x7)

Yeah we’re smokin’ like YOLO
Cruisin’ up in outer space like Han Solo
And you think why’s a guy like me
Super fly like me
Ridin’ through the galaxy for?
Yeah we’re higher than the ozone
Party’s hoppin’ with aliens with no clothes on
And you think why’s a guy like me
Super fly like me
Ridin’ through the galaxy for?

‘Cause we’re in the trap again
With the Sith’s wrath again
Think it’s time we brought a little rap back again
There’s been a lot of weird crap happenin’
Like what’s the point of BB-8, Rose, and Finn
Going to Canto Bight
When there was no use in hindsight?
Just to make the young Rebel sparks ignite?
This is the kinda stuff that keeps me up at night
What Kylo said about Rey’s parents was it wrong or right?
Truth or lying?
Questions multiplying
A move like Mary Poppins stoppin’ Leia from dying
We gotta get all this answered
Check what the fans heard online
JJ Abrams better not pull another “Lost” this time
(You’d better not JJ!)
Or else it’s a trap like Ackbar
Bitches try to act hard
When the ninth film drops
You can find me at the snack bar

(Hey!)
We buyin’ whole planets ’cause our pockets so deep
(So deep)
Takin’ shots like my name was Annie Oakley
So notorious that Boba Fett is tryin’ to own me
(Own me)
But he can’t slow me down
Got three X-Wings in my cargo
Wanna see a man go far?
Go past the embargo?
To Naboo, it’s cool, there’s a star
So we’d better turn around
Go back to the bar
We goin’ light speed so you better hold tight
(Hold tight!)
We got the right beat so we dancin’ all night
See I’m all/Maul red-faced as the Crimson Dawn
Got this club blowin’ up like it’s Alderaan

Yeah we’re smokin’ like YOLO
Cruisin’ up in outer space like Han Solo
And you think why’s a guy like me
Super fly like me
Ridin’ through the galaxy for?
Yeah we’re higher than the ozone
Party’s hoppin’ with aliens with no clothes on
And you think why’s a guy like me
Super fly like me
Ridin’ through the galaxy for?

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