Category: Admiral Ackbar’s Lonely Limbs Club Band
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The Rise And Fall And Rise And Fall of Maul
Presumed dead by Obi-Wan But to bring him back from the edge is a brother’s job And that’s where we met ol’ Talzin and Savage When she sent him to Lotho Minor to find Maul And how could we have guessed what would happen next? Robot legs upgraded and his mind fixed Now Maul is […]
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Give Me A Hand
We see it happen first to poor C3PO When he’s attacked by a Tuscan Raider Early in A New Hope But there’s not much harm For a droid to lose an arm Still I’m sure he’d start saying Give me a hand Give me a hand That desert walk didn’t go as I had planned […]
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OSHA Approved
They really missed the mark When they built the Death Star Oh, and I know that you probably think I’m talking about the little hole that you shoot in to blow it up But not today I just mean the basic amenities Like rails on the walkways So if you trip you don’t end up […]
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Stop Killing Our Favorites
When you first made the scene In that bar on Tattooine I think most fans would agree You and Chewie made the best on-screen team So when I saw The Force Awakens You can imagine my delight When you stepped into the Falcon With that furball at your side But at the end of the […]