Category: Admiral Ackbar’s Lonely Limbs Club Band
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Snoke Got Smoked
Now that we can look back on The Rise of Skywalker with less noise from all of the loud opinions people shared, I wanted to add a bit more thoughts on Snoke and whether or not he was a waste of a character. If you reframe your perspective to think of him as a puppet,…
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The Legacy of Skywalker
These words have filled the pages Of the Jedi tomes of age For several thousand years before But all that ends today I’m gonna burn it down in a rage And bring an end to the whole Jedi Order A sad finale to what I’ve been for years The Sith are dying to finish our…
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It’s A Trap!
When you’re chasing Storm Troopers round the corner and It’s a trap! When you assault the second Death Star next to Endor and It’s a trap! When you see a piece of meat hanging from a tree It’s a trap! When you break into Snoke’s ship to set the Rebels free It’s a trap!…
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Comic Relief In Wartime
In most every scene There are wars happening upon the screen It’s a nightmare But we laugh about it now And that’s for the kids Well they need cute animals to make sense of it So we give them Ewoks and Porgs So they can chill out But deep down we all know what it’s…
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Smooth Lando
The Song The Smoothness One of the best ways to show how smooth he is, is to showcase some of his best moments. “Smuggler? Such a small word. I’m more of a… galactic entrepreneur.” “Yeah, I’m responsible these days. It’s the price you pay for being successful.” “You might want to buckle up, baby.” Lyrics…
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Escape
Seeds of the Rebellion live in Canto Bight Where the kids are Force-positive and they share tales at night About ol’ Finn and Rose, and the story goes How they busted up the place And when they bring up Master Luke You can see the sparks shine on their faces Ain’t it crazy how…
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Give Me A Hand
Have you ever noticed that Obi-Wan has a strong tendency to de-limb? It’s not just him but considering what a “good guy” he’s painted to be, the guy has some very violent tendencies. He trains Luke for a brief period of time and then young Skywalker starts taking limbs off of monsters/people pretty quickly… Just…