Category: Admiral Ackbar’s Lonely Limbs Club Band
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Snoke Got Smoked
Snoke got smoked in his own chamber While up on this throne he got cut by a laser But I don’t mind, he was a bad guy indeed And they didn’t do enough with his back-story Oh yeah So I don’t mind Oh yeah So I don’t mind Yeah Snoke got smoked by Kylo Ren […]
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The Legacy of Skywalker
These words have filled the pages Of the Jedi tomes of age For several thousand years before But all that ends today I’m gonna burn it down in a rage And bring an end to the whole Jedi Order A sad finale to what I’ve been for years The Sith are dying to finish our […]
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It’s A Trap!
When you’re chasing Storm Troopers round the corner and It’s a trap! When you assault the second Death Star next to Endor and It’s a trap! When you see a piece of meat hanging from a tree It’s a trap! When you break into Snoke’s ship to set the Rebels free It’s a trap! […]
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Comic Relief In Wartime
In most every scene There are wars happening upon the screen It’s a nightmare But we laugh about it now And that’s for the kids Well they need cute animals to make sense of it So we give them Ewoks and Porgs So they can chill out But deep down we all know what it’s […]
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Smooth Lando
Don’t you get it? You can’t bring down this man You better quit it And get out while you still can He’s got the galaxy’s fastest ship And he shoots right from the hip But we know he’s at his best When he’s with Chewie and Han He’s mean with a blaster Keen, with a […]
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Escape
Seeds of the Rebellion live in Canto Bight Where the kids are Force-positive and they share tales at night About ol’ Finn and Rose, and the story goes How they busted up the place And when they bring up Master Luke You can see the sparks shine on their faces Ain’t it crazy how […]