Category: Admiral Ackbar’s Lonely Limbs Club Band
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Smooth Lando
The Song The Smoothness One of the best ways to show how smooth he is, is to showcase some of his best moments. “Smuggler? Such a small word. I’m more of a… galactic entrepreneur.” “Yeah, I’m responsible these days. It’s the price you pay for being successful.” “You might want to buckle up, baby.” Lyrics…
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The Rise And Fall And Rise And Fall of Maul
Presumed dead by Obi-Wan But to bring him back from the edge is a brother’s job And that’s where we met ol’ Talzin and Savage When she sent him to Lotho Minor to find Maul And how could we have guessed what would happen next? Robot legs upgraded and his mind fixed Now Maul is…
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Give Me A Hand
Have you ever noticed that Obi-Wan has a strong tendency to de-limb? It’s not just him but considering what a “good guy” he’s painted to be, the guy has some very violent tendencies. He trains Luke for a brief period of time and then young Skywalker starts taking limbs off of monsters/people pretty quickly… Just…
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OSHA Approved
They really missed the mark When they built the Death Star Oh, and I know that you probably think I’m talking about the little hole that you shoot in to blow it up But not today I just mean the basic amenities Like rails on the walkways So if you trip you don’t end up…
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Stop Killing Our Favorites
When you first made the scene In that bar on Tattooine I think most fans would agree You and Chewie made the best on-screen team So when I saw The Force Awakens You can imagine my delight When you stepped into the Falcon With that furball at your side But at the end of the…