Category: Rage Against The Galactic Empire
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New Cantina Song
Lyrics There’s a song I heard years agoBy Figrin D’an and the Modal NodesFrom the background of a bar in A New HopeJust an old Bith bandTrying to make a standWell they’re swingin’And they’re bringin’ the beatAnd doing the bestAnd doing the best they can Well the tune is nice and neatHappy and so upbeatBut…
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All I Want (Jedi Angst)
For the past 10 years I’ve been going through my Jedi training But it hasn’t seemed clear Just where to turn When Master Obi-Wan doesn’t trust me And how can I learn In a world like that? One where I’m always being held back And all I want Is not to be seen as a…
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Who’s Your Daddy
She’s got The Force flowin’ through her now You know it really is something And so the question we’re left with’s how She might have gotten it Well I guess it must have been passed down From another generation So come on Rey–who’s your daddy? ‘Cause your skill with a lightsaber’s quite uncanny For someone…
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Order 66
This is an ambush–get out while you still can! They’ve come to kill the Jedi, that’s the game plan With no regard that we’ve been here for centuries They’ll turn the page and erase us from history After the Clone Wars there’ll be no Order anymore Gotta get away from this all Or we’ll never…
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Chewbaklava
Here’s a story you haven’t heard, and it’s all about everyone’s favorite Wookie. After the Return of the Jedi, Han and Chewie fought to liberate Kashyyyk. Once things settled down, Chewie stayed to be with his family. During this time he tried to maintain a steady job to support his family but was used to…
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Boba Fettish
Yeah–this one goes out to all the ladies in the Star Wars universe I see you at the bar Lookin’ sharp, lookin’ for a good time So I go to ditch my friends ‘Cause they’re not really friends of mine (No seriously, I just work with them, I don’t even really like them that much)…
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Language Barrier
I realize how it works You can’t always make new languages ‘Cause the people here on Earth We need to know what’s happenin’ But see, my disbelief is really high now ‘Cause when you write a story that takes place In a galaxy far away That’s full of characters Who talk like they’re from the…
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The Apprentices
Remember when old Luke S was the new kid? And Obi-Wan was the big-wig? And he said “Don’t look at it with your eyes, just tell With your feelings what’s in front of you” And he could teach that with The Force so well It really makes you think of when Obi-Wan was the new…
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Darth Jar Jar
At first he acts just like a dunce Then he overthrows the Republic all at once And it may seem that He’s Palpatine’s tool And it may seem that He’s just a bumbling fool But that’s only what he wants you to think How do you think that he got on the senate floor? When…
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It’s Only a Race
Didn’t what I was in to And I’m only 10 years old! Some guys crash land on this desert planet And wanna stay in my home Turns out the issue Well, let’s say it ain’t too small Ain’t they’ve got no way to pay for the part they need To get their ship goin’ And…